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Radio DJs are the worst

posted by jamie | 02.10.11 | permalink | 2 comments

With the increasing popularity of satellite radio, podcasts, and easy-to-access digital music, it’s becoming more and more apparent that FM radio is a dying medium. I’m ashamed to say that I still listen to the radio on occasion in my car, and usually the radio is on in the background in my office all day every day. So there must still be people that listen to it. But just because it’s dying doesn’t mean the DJ’s should be so ignorant and ill-informed. Call me old-fashioned, but a professional DJ should be at least a little familiar with the topics that they’re broadcasting about. I am no professional DJ, but sometimes I feel like I know about a million times more than they do about the most simple pop culture topics.

My disdain for DJ’s started about 10 years ago when I called in and won free passes to an advance screening of Meet the Parents. Dan and Kim from the 93.1 morning show were at the screening and played a little trivia game with the crowd before the movie. This is a pop music station, and not once, but TWICE, Dan said, “George Michaels”. He wasn’t saying it in the possessive form, he just thought that was his name. Most people know his name is George Michael, singular. Most people also know he’s a sketchy driver and enjoys the occasional men’s restroom rendezvous, but that’s neither here nor there. Dan and Kim have been on the radio for what seems like forever, you should know the names of the artists that are played heavily on your playlist.

My disdain grew by leaps and bounds recently when two separate DJ’s on two different radio stations (on the same day!) made ridiculous statements that prove they have no point being on the air.

The first was Leslie on Lazer 99.3. Diamond Eyes by Shinedown played, and when the song finished, Leslie started talking about the video. She talked about how it featured scenes from Rambo with all kinds of explosions, etc., etc. I thought it was random to have scenes from such an old movie, but whatever. But upon further inspection, it’s actually a song from The Expendables soundtrack, featuring scenes from THAT movie interspersed with the band performing in concert. It may have been a simple slip of the tongue, but seriously, Leslie, get your head out of your ass. Here’s the video, for those interested:

The second was courtesy of Rachel Marisay on mix 93.1. She was talking about the Black Eyed Peas halftime show during the Super Bowl the night before. First of all, she’s so oblivious, she thought they did a good job. Second of all, she then introduced I Gotta Feeling as the song “that started it all”. Really, Rachel? You’re sure they didn’t have any hits before that? Or an entire album of hits? Or artists within the group that have released solo albums since the first Black Eyed Peas album? For Christ’s sake…the station plays Let’s Get it Started on a regular basis, and that song is from YEARS ago. Song that started it all my ass. And as far as their halftime show goes, let’s see what ESPN’s online poll showed:

Looks like you’re right on the money there, too, Rachel.

God, DJ’s are the worst.

Tags: 00s music, 10s music, 80s music, black eyed peas, dan and kim, diamond eyes, DJ, dying medium, espn, FM radio, george michael, halftime show, i gotta feeling, lazer 99.3, leslie, leslie in the morning, let's get it started, meet the parents, mix 93.1, morning show, podcasts, rachel marisay, satellite radio, shinedown, super bowl, sylvester stallone, the expendables

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I do declare…

posted by matt | 01.14.11 | permalink | comment?

I’m going to Savannah for a long weekend and all I can think about is that episode of The Office called “The Murder”. Can’t wait for everybody down there to sound like Paula Deen.

And of course…

I’ve been walking around saying “I do declare” a lot in preparation, which another fine gentleman, Foghorn Leghorn used to say a lot also.

Was Foghorn Leghorn even from Savannah? I say, I say… I thought he was from Virginia. Nevertheless, Imma have some good food down there, y’all.

Tags: foghorn leghorn, georgia, molasses accent, paula deen, savannah, the office

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Damn you, Toyota Trucks “Push The Limits” commercial

posted by matt | 01.12.11 | permalink | 24 comments

I don’t know who does the song used in the tv commercial for Toyota trucks, but it’s going to drive me absolutely insane. I don’t know about you folks, but up here in Massachusetts, they’ve been playing it on the local NBC station every two seconds. Consequently, the stupid “Push The Limits / How Cool Is This” song has been stuck in my head. I’ve been singing it constantly around the house and driving my family nuts.

Push the limitttttttttttts. How cool is thiiii—is?!

Fudge you, Toyota. I love/hate you for making this commercial.

Hey, songspeakers, do any of you know what band sings this song? I’ve scoured the interwebs, but was unable to locate info about who wrote this song.

Tags: commercial, how cool is this, push the limit, push the limits, tacoma, toyota, toyota trucks

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No one wants to eat a fetus

posted by jamie | 01.04.11 | permalink | 3 comments

My fellow blogger Matt Larsen had a New Year’s Eve shindig in his domicile last week. Food was eaten, games were played, and a fantastic time was had by all. Lots of music was listened to…some good, some bad. An impromptu dance party broke out. It was your standard NYE shenanigans. For some reason, an inordinate amount of Michael Jackson was played. I’m not sure why so many people like to glorify a pedophile, but I digress. When Beat It was playing, Matt pointed out that he used to think the lyrics were “No one wants to beat it beat it” when, in fact, MJ sings, “No one wants to be defeated”. This caused me to think of other lyrics you could put in its place, and for some reason the first thing I thought of was “no one wants to eat a fetus”. I think we can all agree that there was no reason to think of any more, as there is clearly nothing that could be better.

Tags: 80s music, beat it, michael jackson, new years eve, no one wants to be defeated, no one wants to beat it beat it, pedophile

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That’s So Racist!

posted by jamie | 12.29.10 | permalink | 1 comment

So, at the beginning of December, my wife and I went to see Matthew Larsen and the Documents along with Darlingside at the Montague Book Mill in Montague, MA. We saw many friends at this show, two of whom (that will remain nameless to avoid embarrassment) told us they had just finished watching all four seasons of That’s So Raven! on Netflix on-demand on their Nintendo Wii. I’ll point out that this couple are grown adults and currently have no children, which means they chose to watch this Disney Channel show of their own accord. The female half of this couple reminds us quite a bit of Raven in her personality and way of speaking on occasion, so the That’s So Raven jokes tend to fly freely.

One of the members of Darlingside is dark-skinned (of Indian descent, I believe), and he talked about how the other band members needle him when he speaks his native tongue. All in good fun, of course, but after the show we were joking about how it could have come across as racist (teasing the foreigner for speaking a funny language other than English). While downstairs in the line for the restroom, the male half of the Raven-obsessed couple and some others were talking about the on-stage discussion, and then started doing a jig, singing “That’s so racist!” to the tune of the That’s So Raven theme song. It caught us off guard, but it was truly brilliant. And it has sparked even more “That’s So _______!” jokes.

Tags: 10s music, darlingside, disney channel, matthew larsen and the documents, montague book mill, montague mass, netflix, nintendo wii, raven symone, that's so raven

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I just want to be your zombie girl…

posted by jamie | 12.28.10 | permalink | 1 comment

…is what Teena Marie will be singing from now on, because she died in her sleep Sunday at the age of 54. Why are these one hit wonders being taken from us so young?

Tags: 80s music, dead at 54, lovergirl, one hit wonder, teena marie, teena marie dead

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Dexter is coming to town

posted by jamie | 12.09.10 | permalink | comment?

Dexter is a pretty amazing show. A serial killer who kills other serial killers is a character I can really get behind. Michael C. Hall does a great job with this character, but who knew he was a serial killer with some serious vocal talent? Michael C. Hall was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon the other night, and when Jimmy asked him what Dexter’s favorite Christmas song would be, it didn’t take him long to come up with Santa Claus is Coming to Town. He broke into an excellent rendition, and changed the lyrics to make it appropriately creepy for the character he portrays. Who knew that Dexter songspoke?

Tags: 10s tv, christmas, dexter, late night with jimmy fallon, michael c. hall, santa claus is coming to town, serial killer

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Hot pizza, check it and see

posted by jamie | 10.19.10 | permalink | comment?

Last Thursday’s episode of The Office (Sex Ed) hilariously incorporated all of Michael Scott’s exes over the past 6 seasons into one convenient plot about herpes. However, one of my favorite moments from the episode was from the B story, which was when Andy took it upon himself to hold a sex education seminar for the rest of the employees in order to learn more about Erin and Gabe’s relationship. The Nard Dog bribed the staff with pizza, and as he arrived with it, he beautifully illustrated the concept of songspeak by altering the lyrics to Hot Blooded by Foreigner and singing:

Hot pizza, check it and see…
Got a whole buncha pepperoni!

Classic. These are my favorite moments of the show. The ones where the characters do dorky things that real people do all the time. Which is exactly what songspeak is.

Maybe Andy should replace Michael Scott when he leaves the show at the end of the season…

Tags: 10s tv, 70s music, andy bernard, erin hannon, foreigner, gabe, herpes, hot blooded, michael scott, nard dog, nbc, pepperoni pizza, sex ed, the office

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Everyone is cooler than Mike Posner

posted by jamie | 10.07.10 | permalink | 2 comments

Every day on mix 93.1, I’ve been hearing Mike Posner’s Cooler Than Me. And every day it grates on my nerves just a little bit more. Mike, I don’t think I’m cooler than you, I know I’m cooler than you. And I’m a bald dude in my mid 30′s that’s as dorky as they come. In fact, I’m pretty sure everyone is cooler than you. No one wants to listen to you whine that you’re being neglected by some skank. I don’t care if you’re on the radio, or if you’re even moderately successful, you really just do seem uncool. Your music is bland and you sound like every other boy band reject. And then I saw the video for the song…whoa, Justin Timberlake much? Maybe you should change your name to Mike POSER.

Heh, nailed it.

Tags: 10s music, cooler than me, justin timberlake, mike posner, mix 93.1, poser

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Today Show gurls are so forgettable

posted by jamie | 09.09.10 | permalink | 2 comments

OK, so I’m almost 2 weeks late on this, but I feel I must take on the seemingly annual tradition of tearing apart Katy Perry’s Today Show appearance/performance. For the third straight summer, Katy Perry captivated (and I use that term very loosely) a crowd in the plaza. She performed three songs, one of which was a reworking of the classic I Kissed a Girl. Because 2 year old songs are ripe for reimaginings. Anyway, here she is performing her big summer anthem, California Gurls:

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First of all, I’m not exactly sure what a “gurl” is, but urbandictionary.com tells me it’s “the way of spelling girl, favourd by girls below the age of 14 or dyslexics”. Now if I could only figure out what “favourd” means. But I digress…

I understand that the whole theme for Katy Perry’s album and the video for the song is a big Candyland wonderland. Fair enough. But seriously, how do you perform this song and NOT have your backup singers and dancers wearing daisy dukes and bikini tops? It just makes the whole song seem so pointless. I don’t like being lied to. Unless, of course, they aren’t from California, in which case they get a pass. But let’s take a look at this video a little more closely, shall we?

0:38 – That mohawked blond Pink-wannabe is really goin’ crazy.

1:15 – WTF are those gummy bear things? They look too small to be an adult, but too big to be a kid or midget. I’m frightened that it’s not a costume.

1:56 – Once again, there are girls singing along that are way to young to be into a song about sex on the beach and melting dudes’ popsicles.

2:03 – Nice dance moves, Katy. Wonder if she hired a professional choreographer for that bit.

2:26 – I’m pretty sure this lady has no idea where she is or what’s happening right now.

2:38 – Her request of the crowd to “help me out” results in dead silence.

3:20 – The hosts in fluorescent pink wigs. These are the professionals that keep us up to date on the war in Iraq and break the news about natural disasters involving people dying. Singing about melting my popsicle.

3:37 – I’m pretty sure that Marilyn Monroe lookalike dancer just broke out the sprinkler move.

4:15 – The best part. The end.

Is it me or does it seem like she’s just phoning in this performance? It almost seems like even she’s sick of hearing this song.

I guess there’s really only one thing left to say: Godspeed, Russell Brand.

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