More like Lee Dedumb, if you ask me

Let’s get this straight. I don’t watch American Idol. I only found out the winner because I googled it today. Great job America. You did it again. Pick the most bland, soundalike contestant of the season as the winner. Seriously…is anyone going to be able to tell the difference between Lee Dewyze, David Cook, and…

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George is gettin’ naked!

Awhile back, Jason Alexander joined Valerie Bertinelli as a spokesperson for Jenny Craig. This was all well and good. I mean, I’m all for losing weight and getting healthier. And then, this happened: I saw this on TV the other day, and, well, my jaw just dropped. Did I really just see what I thought…

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Dr. Knicker Bocker Knicker Bocker Number 9

Last night was L O S T finale night at Matt’s. I won’t bore you all with the details of the show, as that’s been covered fairly extensively on the interwebs. This story takes place before the recap show even aired. Matt had grand plans to order takeout from El Guanaco. We all looked over…

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Sarah Silverman interviews “huge fucking nerds”, LOST producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse

Becker and Tobias Funke… I mean Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, produce a little show called LOST, which comes to its nerdgastic series finale this Sunday, May 23rd, from 7-11pm. That’s right folks, 4 hours of just absolutely riveting worthless nonsense that will make you feel empty inside after you’ve realized you spent the past…

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Big Tire Chunk

A couple weeks ago I was driving my wife, daughter, and mother-in-law down the highway. Every time we passed a tractor trailer truck on the left, my daughter diligently pumped her arm up and down, trying to get the driver to honk the horn. One of the truckers actually did it, much to her delight….

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Give me back my cards!

This is more of a moviespeak than a songspeak, but whatevs. I’m posting it anyway. It was one of our poker nights last week at the VFW, and it was getting fairly late in the game. I had already been eliminated, but I was watching my wife play. One hand, the guy sitting to my…

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Treat your mother right, says Mr. T

This Mother’s Day, treat your mother right. Don’t disrespect her, or any other mothers. Because if you do, Mr. T might have to intervene and rap about it. Just remember: If you’re puttin’ down one mother, you’re puttin’ down mothers all over the world. Be Somebody…Or Be Somebody’s Fool. (via Found Footage Fest) Here are…

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Please take the third exit on the roundabound

Tomtom GPS devices now offer the option to have your directions dictated to you by your favorite Star Wars characters. This sounds pretty amazing, I must say. What’s even more amazing is that they were able to track down these characters to do the recordings. Here is an exclusive behind-the-scenes session with Darth Vader: One…

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Respect your elders and don’t just fall asleep on the couch after the SNL monologue this Saturday like you usually do, because Betty White is hosting!

So if you’re like me, if you’re home on a Saturday night you get settled in for Saturday Night Live, convincing yourself that you’re actually going to stay up to watch it until 1am. This week Betty White is hosting, with musical guest Jay-Z (or as Betty says, “Jayze”). May 8th, 2010 = SNL history….

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Things that are weird: The Ke$ha Tik Tok version of The Simpsons opening sequence.

I don’t even know what to think about The Simpsons anymore. In the May 2nd episode, the opening skit/sequence featured Simpsons characters and some hot lip sync action along to Ke$ha’s dance hit, “Tik Tok”. Lisa Simpson as Ke$ha? Doh! I think Videogum put it best: “KE$HA? Did Matt Groening lose a bet with a…

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