Another reason to keep away from Marilyn Manson: He has the swine flu

swinemasonAccording to Marilyn Manson’s Facebook fan page, the singer has been diagnosed with the swine flu.

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to… me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive. M.”

Welp, Mr. Manson. Good luck with that H1N1 business. I hear it’s a sonofabitch.