Avast! The week’s past is ye a memory. As we hoist our anchors and set sail for days cometh, let’s recall the waters of the past. Aye, she’s a wiery one. Won’t you scrape th’barnacles of our tired rudders, matey?

What do you want to do tonight, Brain?

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia season premiere

Cadbury’s gorilla marketing

Come on now try and understand… the way I feel, I’m the Orkin Man

Sizzle & Stir with the Celebrities!

Interview with R. Kelly a real pisser

A permanent lapse of Richard Wright from Pink Floyd

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live

And of course our interview with Mr. Andre N. Jones

This week brought us labor day, Gustav, and the passing of Don LaFontaine and Jerry Reed. Jon Bon Jovi is building some stuff in Newark, New Jersey, and Kid Rock is gung ho about the National Guard (not enough to enlist, though, I’ll bet). We also were reminded of some classic misheard lyrics. And while Matt professed his love for fajitas at On The Border, Jamie expressed his desire to live on the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch later-in-life.

I wanna touch the light fajita in your eyes

Hootie & The Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranches

Snowman… You got yer ears on, good buddy?

She seems to have an invisible talk show

Who says you can’t build homes… in Newark?

In a world… without Don LaFontaine’s movie voice

Army National Guard commercial with Kid Rock, in theaters now

This past week, much like last week, brought us some good times. Here are some of our faves from the past week.

Jesus Christ, Katy Perry! The Today Show?

David Duchovny wants to believe…that he can have sex with everyone on the planet

Is MC Hammer ready for some football?

Girl performs Carry On Wayward Son on a keyboard, and it TOTALLY ROCKS

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

We’re just Biden our time until the DNC

We posted a bunch of stuff this past week. Some posts made us laugh, some posts made us cry. When we got together over some burritos and diet pepsi last night to plot our takeover of the internet, we realized it may be awhile before global domination ensues. One thing is for certain however, songspeak is here to stay.

Here are some of our recent faves.
- Dungarees make me feel fine
- Don’t insult our intelligence, Subway!
- Comcast TV ads with terrible, yet clever puns
- AC/DC: They’ve got the biggest balls of the Wal-Mart
- Oh, What a feeling! Toyota!
- New FreeCreditReport.com commercial with Eric Violette on a bicycle

Whatever will next week bring us? Oh, the headline is a reference to this movie, in case you were wondering.