Happy April Fools’ Day, motherconfickers!

I pity da april fool!
I pity da april fool!

For those of you who¬† haven’t contracted some sort of conficker virus making you get the blue screen of death, all of us here at Songspeak want to wish you a happy April Fools’ Day.

For Jamie and his wife Jo, it’s their anniversary even.

As someone who woke up today to my wife telling me that we had no hot water, then after an appropriate amount of time of me believing her, shouted “April Fools!”, I feel as though I’m not the best person to expertly craft any kind of prank or hoax for today. However, let it be known that I enjoy these sorts of things.

In fact, here’s a list of 100 great April Fools Day hoaxes.