I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, we should love each other’s mothers

motherloverAndy Samberg and Justin Timberlake offered up an eyebrow raising follow up to Dick In a Box, this time a wonderfully inappropriate Mother’s Day seduction song called Motherlover. Susan Sarandon plays Samberg’s mom and Patricia Clarkson plays Timberlake’s mom. Each of them tries to seduce the other one’s mom as a gift for Mother’s Day. Lyrics after the video.

Dick In a Box actually won a fricken Emmy. I wonder if this will follow in its footsteps. Motherlover was directed by The Lonely Island dudes, Akiva Shaffer and Jorma Taccone.

The lyrics to Motherlover:

Andy Samberg: Oh dang…
Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?
AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day
JT: Didn’t get a gift for her
AS: Other plans got in the way
She’ll be so disappointed
JT: Damn I forgot it too
AS: This could have been avoided
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My mom’s been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.
AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean, my mom’s been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away

Both: Hold up
AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: It’s time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off and show ‘em how much they really mean

CHORUS:

’cause I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms
I’m pushin’ that lady where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin’ each others moms
’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my Motherlover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom clutchin’ on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom
JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Sho’ Nuff
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d- d- d- d- d- d- doggie-style
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

CHORUS:

’cause I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms
I’m pushin’ that lady where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin’ each others moms
AS: Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
JT: It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
AS: I’ll let you do my mother, make me another brother
and I’m gonna do your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
JT: OH

’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day

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