It’s not an attic

Another songspeak from Martha’s Vineyard the weekend before last occurred during the exploration of the house. There was one door upstairs that had an unlocked padlock on it. Everyone assumed that it led to an attic, however when I opened it, I discovered it only lead to a linen closet. I then announced, “It’s not an attic, just a closet”. Heather then said, “Wasn’t that a K’s Choice song?” referring to the band’s one American hit back in 1997. I tried to play it off cool, but it was a pretty clever songspeak. And since Heather’s comment on my Things That Make You Go Hmmmm post, I realized I’d forgotten to post it. So here ya go: