Judging from this news, American Idol will still suck

Are you effin' kiddin' me with this new judge BS?

American Idol has decided to kick it up a notch and add a fourth judge to their panel. Joining Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson, and Paula Abdul will be Kara DioGuardi, a Grammy nominated songwriter.

This news is being taken a couple different ways, some like the change and some don’t. One must wonder how Paula Abdul will feel about an intelligent, well-spoken female hopping aboard the American Idol train. I mean, next to Kara DioGuardi, Paula will look even more like the drunk, insane, retarded drug addict that she is. But for many, that’s the only reason to watch this dying glorified talent show.

To Kara’s credit, she has written hit songs for many of American Idol’s alumni, including Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Katharine McPhee, Taylor Hicks, Bo Bice, and Clay Aiken. But really, it seems American Idol is getting desperate, feeling the need to change their format now.

Let’s be honest: American Idol is garbage. It has been since the third or fourth season. Some might argue it has been since it premiered. Me? I just find it sad that in any given week, more people vote for a bunch of mediocre, semi-talented wanna-be karaoke performers than vote for the next president of our country. But that’s just me.

So, what’s my opinion on American Idol adding a fourth judge?

Who gives a rat’s ass?

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