Red Lobster!

"Red looooooobster, is a little ol' place where, we can eat some shri-imp!"

It’s my favorite time of the year.

No, not Halloween. Not even Thanksgiving or Christmas.

Autumn is Endless Shrimp season at Red Lobster. It only happens once a year, and only for a limited time. It has become a tradition of sorts for Matt and I. The closest Red Lobster is about 45 minutes/an hour away, but that won’t stop us. Tonight is the night we go and eat as many shrimp as humanly possible.

I’ve been looking forward to this day since we walked out the Red Lobster’s door last year after partaking in the Endless Shrimp extravaganza. And all morning, in my head, I’ve been singing “Red Lobster!” to the tune of Rock Lobster by the B-52’s.

This will be the greatest night in recent memory.

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  1. That’s the most humane way to kill a losetbr. Years ago they used to put them in the steamer alive, where it would take? 2-3 minutes to die, very painfully.Either way, losetbrs are just giant ocean bugs. People don’t get upset about killing a cockroach. They’re both just bugs. Lobsters just happen to be very tasty bugs.

  2. lol I visit a CERN music video and people are arguing about GOD as with 90% of the science videos I watch on here…rarely do they ever talk about the science itself. My gosh, you’re not going to become mathematically intellectual by understanding algebra in a calculus course in the same way you don’t prove your intelligence by arguing religion. I’m sick of how atheism has become a portal for people to ‘prove’ their intelligence…the matter almost has faith in itself.

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