Richard Heene, Balloon Boy’s dad, is a total tool

richardheeneWhen that silver flying saucer helium balloon crashed in Colorado, there were a lot of things we weren’t prepared for. We didn’t know if “Balloon Boy” Falcon Heene was inside and we weren’t prepared for wondering if he was hurt or dead. We weren’t prepared for the realization that he wasn’t inside. We weren’t prepared for the knowledge that the Heene Family had been on Wife Swap.

And I don’t think anyone was prepared for how much of a total douchebag tool dad Richard Heene is… and just how nuts the Heene Family is for that matter…

Look at this wonderful rap video by the Heene boys. Playing on some train tracks, talking about how beans make you fart, etcetera.