Vince Shlomi, spokesman for the amazing ShamWow, as seen in the following commercial, apparently beat up a prostitute recently.
Fortunately, he had a supply of ShamWow towels handy to clean up the mess. It only took one ShamWow to clean up the blood, saliva, and other various juices and excretions that soiled the scene.
This guy is my new hero.
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[...] DJ Steve Porter has some fun with a voice modulator, a phat beat, the Slap Chop, and the ShamWow guy, Vince Shlomi. You know, the guy who beat up a prostitute and had no problem cleaning up afterwards. [...]