For awhile now, FreeCreditReport.com has been running some clever commercials featuring Eric Violette singing clever songs about how he should have gone to FreeCreditReport.com instead of that tool on the stool saying, “I’m THINKING of a number…”. These commercials feature clever songs sung in English, even though Eric Violette is French-Canadian whose primary language is French.
The Car Song: I was shopping for a new car, which one’s me… A cool convertible or an SUV?
The Pirate Song: They say a man should always dress for the job he wants, so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
The Dream Girl Song: I married my dream girl. I married my dream girl. But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.