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    On the Wings of Love

    posted by jamie | 03.08.10 | permalink | 2 comments

    There was a pretty awesome songspeak on the Soup Awards this past weekend. Jeffrey Osborne’s classic 80’s ballad On the Wings of Love was nominated for his perfomance of the song on the season finale of ABC’s The Bachelor. Although Heidi Montag’s abominable performance from the Miss Universe Pageant won the award, Jeffrey Osborne made a surprise appearance and announced to Joel McHale and the rest of the world the existence of his new wing restaurant, Jeffrey Osborne’s Wings of Love. It appears to be along the lines of the Toasted Owl that we here at songspeak like to frequent, and Jeffrey sang a great new version of his famous hit that promoted the restaurant. You can see the performance here (warning – it will make you hungry for wings):

    Tags: 10s tv, 80s music, ABC, heidi montag, jeffrey osborne, joel mchale, miss universe pageant, on the wings of love, soup awards, the bachelor, the soup, toasted owl

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    Wouldn’t Black Sabbath make more sense?

    posted by jamie | 01.27.10 | permalink | 2 comments

    Thanks to Bill for sending me this link earlier today. It seems that the soundtrack for Iron Man 2 will consist of solely AC/DC songs, and the soundtrack, available April 19, 2010, will be called AC/DC: Iron Man 2. One would think that AC/DC recorded a new track or two for the soundtrack, like Big Gun from Last Action Hero or Who Made Who for Maximum Overdrive, but nope, no new songs…just old stuff. So really, it’s kind of a “greatest hits” package of sorts. Which is fine, I’m sure the music in the movie will be rockin’, but would it have killed them to record a new song for the movie? (As I mentioned to Bill earlier, given their age, it just might). And didn’t Black Sabbath have a song titled Iron Man? Maybe it was in the first movie, who knows…I still haven’t gotten around to watching it yet. It appears as though Jon Favreau is a big AC/DC fan, and that was one of the factors that contributed to this whole scenario. Very reminiscent of how Stephen King wanted AC/DC exclusively for the soundtrack of Maximum Overdrive (based on his short story Trucks) because he’s a fan. Oh, Maximum Overdrive. Emilio Estevez. And remember when that other dude got clobbered by that truck that came to life? That was awesome. Anyway, enough reminiscing.

    It looks like the soundtrack does a good job encompassing AC/DC’s whole career with some classic old Bon Scott songs right up to a song off their most recent CD Black Ice. You can see the track listing at the link above, but here it is anyway:

    1. Shoot to Thrill
    2. Rock ‘N’ Roll Damnation
    3. Guns for Hire
    4. Cold Hearted Man
    5. Back in Black
    6. Thunderstruck
    7. If You Want Blood (You’ve Got It)
    8. Evil Walks
    9. T.N.T.
    10. Hell Ain’t a Bad Place to Be
    11. Have a Drink on Me
    12. The Razor’s Edge
    13. Let There Be Rock
    14. War Machine
    15. Highway to Hell

    And here’s the first video for Shoot to Thrill from the movie:

    Keep your eyes on Brian Johnson. There’s something about a 62 year old grinding his hips that isn’t disturbing at all.

    NOT.

    Tags: 00s music, 10s movies, 70s music, 80s music, 90s music, ac/dc, AC/DC: Iron Man 2, angus young, back in black, big gun, bill, black ice, black sabbath, bon scott, brian johnson, cold hearted man, emilio estevez, evil walks, greatest hits, guns for hire, have a drink on me, hell ain't a bad place to be, if you want blood (you've got it), iron man, iron man 2, jon favreau, last action hero, let there be rock, maximum overdrive, rock 'n' roll damnation, shoot to thrill, stephen king, t.n.t., that was awesome, the razor's edge, thunderstruck, trucks, who made who

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  • misheard lyrics

    Change comes around real soon, makes us swimmin’ in men

    posted by jamie | 10.07.09 | permalink | 1 comment
    swimmin in men

    "When change comes around, men swim in me!"

    John Mellencamp (John Cougar? John Cougar Mellencamp?) is a mainstay on mix 93.1, which I listen to daily in my office. Jack and Diane is one of his more popular hits, and I hear it at least a couple times a week. One of the lines from the song is, “change comes around real soon, makes us women and men”, but if I’m not paying attention, it sounds like he says, “makes us swimmin’ in men”. I know those aren’t the real lyrics, but if you listen, it really sounds like that’s what he’s saying. Listen for yourself! (As an aside, how oss are the handclaps at the beginning?):

    Tags: 80s music, handclaps, jack and diane, john cougar, john cougar mellencamp, john mellencamp, makes us swimmin in men, makes us women and men, mix 93.1

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  • songspeak

    There’s no need to argue, Parks & Recreation just can’t read my poker face

    posted by jamie | 09.18.09 | permalink | 1 comment

    The Fresh Prince & DJ Lady GagaThe second season of Parks and Recreation premiered last night, and they took no time getting right into the songspeak. The cold open of the episode is classic songspeak, with Amy Poehler’s Leslie Knope breaking into a dope rendition of The Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff’s hit, Parents Just Don’t Understand. This whole scene actually reminded me of something that Matt or I might have done when we shared an office:

    But it didn’t stop there. In this episode, Leslie Knope staged a penguin wedding at the local zoo, only to find out they were both male. This created a political firestorm in which the gay community embraced Leslie as a champion for their cause. So they invited her to a party in her honor at Pawnee’s gay nightclub, The Bulge. She goes with the intention of setting the record straight (no pun intended) that the wedding wasn’t a political statement, but is soon won over after a few drinks and hearing all the gay guys chant her name. She dances with them, and then does a stirring rendition of Lady Gaga’s Poker Face, only to have it incessantly stuck in her head the next morning. I can relate, as the song was stuck in my head as I was trying to fall asleep last night after watching the episode:

    Two splendid examples of songspeak in the first episode. Hopefully this is a sign of things to come for Parks and Recreation.

    Tags: 00s music, 00s tv, 80s music, amy poehler, dj jazzy jeff, gay marriage, gay nightclub, lady gaga, leslie knope, parents just don't understand, parks & recreation, pawnee, poker face, the bulge, the fresh prince

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  • songspeak

    That’s why I say Colin Hay, man, nice show. What a good show, man.

    posted by jamie | 08.27.09 | permalink | comment?

    Last night, my wife and I went to see Colin Hay (former lead singer of Men at Work) perform at the Wolf Den at Mohegan Sun (or, as he called it, “the den of the wolf”). He’s touring in support of his new CD, American Sunshine. This is my fourth time seeing him perform (the first being at the Wolf Den a few years ago, and then twice at the Iron Horse in Northampton), and he put on a great show once again. One of the highlights was his wife, Cecilia Noel’s crazy interpretive dance to most of his songs (my wife referred to her as “whimsical”, but I’ll stick with “crazy”), and, of course, her air flute and redick flute-sounds when they played Down Under. Thankfully, they played Overkill (I remember when I emailed my friend Brian awhile back that I was going to see Colin Hay at Mohegan Sun, his email reply was simply “ghosts appear and faaaaaade awaaaaaaaay”), but missing from the set was one of my favorites to hear him play live, Be Good Johnny. Regardless, it was no mistake going to see him again. Below is a dramatization of the event:

    colinhayatwolfden

    Tags: 00s music, 80s music, 90s music, air flute, american sunshine, be good johnny, brian, cecilia noel, colin hay, crazy, den of the wolf, down under, iron horse, it's a mistake, men at work, mohegan sun, northampton, overkill, whimsical, wolf den

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  • songspeak

    I’m finding it hard to believe you’re just seven

    posted by jamie | 06.18.09 | permalink | comment?

    Who doesn’t like Bryan Adams?

    Well, everyone, as far as I can tell. But that doesn’t stop them from playing his songs on the radio. It’s one of those unfortunate facts of life. The song that I tend to hear the most by him on mix 93.1 during the workday is Heaven.

    When I hear it, I recall a songspeak moment from Matt’s and my past when we shared an office. We were diligently working, as usual, and Heaven came on the radio. And the chorus begins:

    Baby you’re all that I want
    When you’re lyin’ here in my arms
    I’m findin’ it hard to believe
    We’re in heaven

    you'rejustseven

    "Yeah, you like that?"

    But as the song was playing, I sang along, “I’m findin’ it hard to believe, you’re just seven”. I was amused by the thought of Bryan Adams having a torrid affair with a child and writing a song about it. I mean, after all, he’s Canadian. It wouldn’t be that surprising.

    I still think of that whenever I hear the song. And the next time you hear it, just replace the words “we’re in heaven” with “you’re just seven”, and every other instance of the word “heaven” with “seven”. The song will take on a whole new meaning, I promise you.

    Screw you Bryan Adams, you pedophile.

    Tags: 80s music, bryan adams, facts of life, heaven, mix 93.1, pedophile, seven, we're in heaven, you're just seven

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  • misheard lyrics

    I am a tough tough personality

    posted by jamie | 05.11.09 | permalink | comment?

    I already told you all about one of my biggest misheard lyrics from my youth, but Matt hasn’t shared his yet, so I thought I’d go ahead and do it for him.

    livingcolour1

    These guys don't look so tough.

    It comes from Living Colour and their big hit Cult of Personality. I still hear it on the radio all the time, and I remember Matt telling me that when he was younger, he thought Corey Glover was singing “tough tough personality” instead of “cult of personality”. I guess I can see how that would make sense, except at the end when he would be shouting, “I am a tough tough! I am a tough tough!”

    Does it really sound like that? Watch the video and judge for yourself…

    Living Colour – New Music – More Music Videos

    Tags: 80s music, corey glover, cult of personality, living colour, tough tough personality

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  • songspeak

    One Night of Queen: A Songspeak Outing

    posted by jamie | 04.06.09 | permalink | comment?
    onenightofqueentix

    Matt's ticket, which he promptly washed.

    Flash! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    This past Friday night was a night 17 years in the making.  Matt and I attended One Night of Queen at Springfield Symphony Hall in Springfield, Massachusetts. The ticket stub can be seen on the right. Would we play games with you?

    You see, our relationship blossomed 17 years ago in high school, where we would talk about music on the bus ride home.  Wayne’s World had just come out and repopularized Bohemian Rhapsody.  This was my first real exposure to Queen, but Matt would tell me about all the quirky songs in their vast library of work, like Fat Bottomed Girls and Bicycle Race.  This prompted me to get Classic Queen and Queen’s Greatest Hits on cassette.  So when we found out that One Night of Queen was coming to Springfield, we realized that a bromantic evening of dinner and music must be had.

    Before the show, we went to Theodore’s Booze Blues and BBQ.  We started with a heaping plate of nachos, and we each got a ribs combo dinner.  I opted for the popcorn shrimp, while Matt went with the brisket.  Don’t we look thrilled?

    thebbq

    After dinner, we arrived at Springfield Symphony Hall. The smokers were stinking up the front steps as we saw the huge banner for One Night Of Queen. We took our seats (after a quick trip to restroom to drain our bladders of the 3 or 4 soda refills we had at Theodore’s) and anxiously awaited the start of the show.  We had been curious about what kind of crowd this show would attract, and it was surprisingly diverse.  The audience was comprised of a few middle-aged folks dragging their kids to the show (and most of these kids couldn’t look less enthused to be there, and likely have no idea who Queen was), quite a few people our age, lots of other guys out for a bromantic evening themselves, and quite a few older folks who were probably our age when Queen was in their prime.  Matt even spotted a celebrity in attendance; the guy from the local Bertera Chevrolet commercials.  We found it odd that they were playing Queen songs over the speakers before Gary Mullen and The Works took the stage.

    garymullenmirrorAnd speaking of Gary Mullen, he really channelled his inner Freddie Mercury.  He must have really studied old Queen concert footage in preparing for this role.  He leapt fabulously, pranced flamingly, slapped his ass, spit water, used the mic stand as a guitar, swung it like a golf club, drop-kicked his bottled water (Matt was slightly mad that he was drinking bottled water, as it didn’t exist in the 70’s and ruined the illusion of the era we were supposed to be in), supplied plenty of innuendo, and walked through the crowd, looking to have sex with anything that moved. At one point, he left the stage for an extended period of time while the band played. We assumed it was a costume change, but the only change we noticed when he came back on stage was that he had no shirt on.

    theshow

    The setlist was as follows:

    • One Vision
    • Seven Seas Of Rhye
    • A Kind of Magic
    • Somebody To Love
    • Under Pressure (no David Bowie lookalike was present, unfortunately)
    • Another One Bites The Dust (featuring an interlude of the Sugar Hill Gang classic Rapper’s Delight)
    • Save Me
    • Killer Queen
    • Now I’m Here (featuring an extended guitar solo)
    • Don’t Stop Me Now
    • Theme From Flash
    • Tie Your Mother Down
    • Keep Yourself Alive (featuring an extended drum solo)
    • Fat Bottomed Girls
    • Love Of My Life
    • Jailhouse Rock (yes, the Elvis Presley song)
    • Bohemian Rhapsody
    • Hammer To Fall
    • Crazy Little Thing Called Love

    Encore:

    • We Will Rock You
    • Friends Will Be Friends (WTF?)
    • We Are The Champions

    And here, my best friends, is choppy cellphone video for ya… (with annotations!)…

    We were disappointed that Radio Ga Ga wasn’t performed. This was especially shocking considering Gary Mullen’s affinity for having the crowd put their arms in the air and clap to the beat.  Of course, there’s Matt’s disdain for the presence of bottled water.  We also weren’t thrilled that Gary Mullen forced us to stand for most of the show as he maintained that the seats were “redundant” and that we should be off of our asses dancing.  We were also convinced that Gary Mullen was putting on a fake British accent to stay true to his Freddie Mercury character, only to find out that he’s actually British!  And one of my personal favorite moments was near the beginning of the show, when he said, “How are you doing Springfield?” *crowd cheers* “Where’s Homer Simpson?”  Who doesn’t love an antiquated Simpsons joke? It’s like having your grandmother forward you an email about how Bill Gates is going to pay everyone a bunch of money for forwarding said email. In other words, topical.

    And good God, the guitar player sure did look like Dave Mustaine from Megadeth. But his name is really Davie Brockett, or so we’re told.

    All in all, we had a great time, and it was much better than we thought it would be. Gary Mullen and The Works have been doing this for a number of years and are currently on tour.  If you’re a Queen fan, you would be stone cold crazy to miss this show.

    Tags: 70s music, 80s music, 90s music, bbq, bertera chevrolet, bicycle race, bill gates, booze blues and bbq, bottled water, brisket, bromance, bromantic, classic queen, dave mustaine, david bowie, davie brockett, elvis presley, freddie mercury, gary mullen, homer simpson, i'm going slightly mad, innuendo, massachusetts, megadeth, nachos, northampton high school, one night of queen, play the game, popcorn shrimp, queen, queen's greatest hits, radio ga ga, rapper's delight, ribs, simpsons, springfield, stone cold crazy, sugar hill gang, symphony hall, the works, theodore's, wayne's world, you're my best friend

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    It’s a nice day for a white wedding under the bridge downtown

    posted by jamie | 03.25.09 | permalink | comment?

    We posted two of Dust Films previous literal videos back in October, but I just discovered there are two more out there that are just as great.

    The first one is for Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Under the Bridge:

    Under The Bridge: Literal Video Version – watch more funny videos

    And the second is for Billy Idol’s White Wedding:

    White Wedding: Literal Video Version – watch more funny videos

    What won’t these guys think of next?

    Tags: 80s music, 90s music, billy idol, dust films, dustball, dustin mclean, goth wedding, literal, literal videos, red hot chili peppers, song interpretations, under the bridge, white wedding

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    We all got shitty on rum and coke

    posted by jamie | 03.16.09 | permalink | comment?

    Who doesn’t love We Built This City by Starship? Well, probably lots of people. But we here at Songspeak do.

    My co-worker has alternate lyrics for the chorus, though, that she sang either back in high school or college. Instead of “we built this city on rock and roll”, they used to sing, “we all got shitty on rum and coke“. And though we occupy different offices at work, we both typically have mix 93.1 playing throughout the day, and whenever the song comes on, she’ll usually send me an IM with her alternate lyrics.

    shittyonrumandcoke

    ***Note: This is NOT my co-worker.

    It’s nice to know that long before the term songspeak was conceived, people were songspeaking their hearts out.

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    Tags: 80s music, alternate lyrics, IM, instant message, mix 93.1, starship, we all got shitty, we all got shitty on rum and coke, we built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

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