Everybody Wants Something
Over the past few days, my wife has been re-watching her all-time favorite TV show on DVD, thanks to Netflix.…
Austin To:Day says I just whipped your ass!
Today is March 16th, or, as it’s more commonly written, 3/16. And Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass.…
Sloppy Joe, Slop Sloppy Joe
On the nights my wife works, it’s up to me to make dinner for myself and Quinn. One of my…
MST3K, Joe Estevez, and paper
I used to love Mystery Science Theater 3000 back in the day. It’s been off the air for years, but…
The Later Host’s Black
Does anybody remember the late night NBC talk show Later? It used be on after Late Night with David Letterman…
After 15 years, ER finally flatlines
Last night, NBC aired the series finale of ER. The past few years, ER has slipped a few slots in…
Set an open course full of urgency
About ten years ago, South Park brought the song Come Sail Away by Styx to the forefront with Cartman’s apparent…
Leave it all to iCarly and Drake & Josh to find a way
Being the parent of a three year old has opened my eyes to so many television shows and forms of…
The Spirit of Freaks and Geeks
Watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall this past weekend and How I Met Your Mother on Monday got me to thinking about…
Believe it or not, George isn’t at home
This is one of my favorite songspeaks from Seinfeld. It’s George Costanza singing the outgoing message on his answering machine…
What do you want to do tonight, Brain?
Bill and I were huge fans of Animaniacs when it was on in the 90’s. True, it was a “kid’s”…
The Matt Who Hated the Man Who Sold the World
There is one purpose for this post, and that’s to get under Matt’s skin. Some of you may remember that…
David Duchovny wants to believe…that he can have sex with everyone on the planet
X-Files and Californication star David Duchovny has admitted himself to a rehabilitation center for sex addiction. Many people seem surprised,…
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
This misheard lyric comes from an early episode of Friends. Phoebe is talking about the song by Elton John about…
Jerk Store woulda smoked that guy!
It’s because of exchanges like this: matt: you may have noticed that now you can reply and/or quote on comments…