Billy Mays not here anymore

Forget Michael Jackson. A true icon passed away yesterday. And that icon is Billy Mays. He was also 50 years old. Not a good week for pop culture. With his unmistakable voice and jet black beard, Billy Mays tried to sell us all kinds of ridiculously wonderful products. And, to the best of my knowledge,…

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ShamWow spokesman beats up prostitute, has no problem cleaning up afterwards

Vince Shlomi, spokesman for the amazing ShamWow, as seen in the following commercial, apparently beat up a prostitute recently. Fortunately, he had a supply of ShamWow towels handy to clean up the mess. It only took one ShamWow to clean up the blood, saliva, and other various juices and excretions that soiled the scene. This…

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