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Billy Mays not here anymore
Forget Michael Jackson. A true icon passed away yesterday. And that icon is Billy Mays. He was also 50 years old. Not a good week for pop culture. With his unmistakable voice and jet black beard, Billy Mays tried to sell us all kinds of ridiculously wonderful products. And, to the best of my knowledge, he never beat the shit out of any hookers. Probably best known for pitching Oxi Clean and Orange Glo on TV, one of my personal favorites was the Simoniz Fix It scratch remover. He really made me believe in the magic of this product, even though I never bought it. Somehow I don’t think any other products will seem quite so exciting from this point on…R.I.P. Billy. You will truly be missed.
Tags: 00s tv commercials, beats up prostitute, billy mays, billy mays dead, icon, jet black beard, michael jackson, orange glo, oxi clean, pop culture icon, scratch remover, simoniz fix it, vince schlomi
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ShamWow spokesman beats up prostitute, has no problem cleaning up afterwards
Vince Shlomi, spokesman for the amazing ShamWow, as seen in the following commercial, apparently beat up a prostitute recently.Fortunately, he had a supply of ShamWow towels handy to clean up the mess. It only took one ShamWow to clean up the blood, saliva, and other various juices and excretions that soiled the scene.
This guy is my new hero.
Tags: 00s tv commercials, absorbent towel, beats up prostitute, hooker, prostitute, prostitute abuse, sasha harris, shamwow, vince shlomi
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