Everyone knows it’s Braaa-aaad

There’s a new commercial for 7-Up featuring Brad Garrett that I’ve been seeing lately. In it, Brad gleefully songspeaks The Association hit Windy, with his own goofy lyrics. I don’t have much to say about it, except that it’s yet another example of songspeak in advertising. And I’ll be damned if that garbage truck doesn’t…

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Chipoltaway!

South Park‘s 13th season opened with an episode called “I See Dead Celebrities” in which Patrick Swayze, Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon, Walter Cronkite, DJ AM, David Carradine, Bea Arthur, and others appear in Purgatory. It was the Summer of Death after all. Of particular note, however, was Cartman’s appreciation for advertising hero Billy…

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Where black people AND white people buy furniture

In times of beer summits and renewed interest in racial understanding, it’s nice to know that there are places like Red House Furniture Store in High Point, North Carolina. It’s where black people, white people, hixpanics, and ALL people can enjoy their custom built furniture, according to their faux commercial produced by Rhett and Link….

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