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You got your sixty back…
I got my sixty back!
This happened quite some time ago at a poker night at the VFW, but it merits mention nonetheless. It was final table with a few of us left, the blinds were high, and while I wasn’t involved in either of these hands, I was still playing and watching. Two guys got involved in a pot two hands in a row. In the first one, one of them lost about 60,000 in chips to the other. The next hand, he pretty much ended up winning them back. I told him, “you got your sixty back!” and the other guy said, “you other fuckers don’t know how to act”, clearly referencing SexyBack by Justin Timberlake. We all had a good chuckle over that one.
Tags: 00s music, final table, justin timberlake, poker, poker night, sexyback, vfw
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I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, we should love each other’s mothers
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake offered up an eyebrow raising follow up to Dick In a Box, this time a wonderfully inappropriate Mother’s Day seduction song called Motherlover. Susan Sarandon plays Samberg’s mom and Patricia Clarkson plays Timberlake’s mom. Each of them tries to seduce the other one’s mom as a gift for Mother’s Day. Lyrics after the video.Dick In a Box actually won a fricken Emmy. I wonder if this will follow in its footsteps. Motherlover was directed by The Lonely Island dudes, Akiva Shaffer and Jorma Taccone.
The lyrics to Motherlover:
Andy Samberg: Oh dang…
Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?
AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day
JT: Didn’t get a gift for her
AS: Other plans got in the way
She’ll be so disappointed
JT: Damn I forgot it too
AS: This could have been avoided
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?JT: My mom’s been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.
AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean, my mom’s been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed awayBoth: Hold up
AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: It’s time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off and show ‘em how much they really meanCHORUS:
’cause I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms
I’m pushin’ that lady where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin’ each others moms
’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me your like a brother, so be my MotherloverAS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom clutchin’ on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, I’m gonna make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom
JT: I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Sho’ Nuff
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d- d- d- d- d- d- doggie-style
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers dayCHORUS:
’cause I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover
We should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moms
I’m pushin’ that lady where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuckin’ each others moms
AS: Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
JT: It would be my honor to be your new stepfather
AS: I’ll let you do my mother, make me another brother
and I’m gonna do your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
JT: OH’cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
to me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m a sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother loverHappy Mother’s Day
Tags: akiva shaffe, andy samberg, digital short, fuck each other's moms, it would be my honor to be your new stepfather, jorma taccone, justin timberlake, mother lover, mother's day, motherlover, saturday night live, snl, the lonely island, where you came out as a baby
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“We’re The Dancers!” directed by Paul Rudd
When Paul Rudd “directed” the parody of Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) on SNL awhile back, we thought we were going to pee our pants. Featuring ”The Dancers”, Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, and Bobby Moynihan, here’s most of the skit here for your viewing pleasure.It’s been a little hard to find. She is…. Sasha Fierce.
Tags: andy samberg, beyonce, bobby moynihan, justin timberlake, paul rudd, put a ring on it, sasha fierce, saturday night live, single ladies, snl, the dancers
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You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy
SNL Digital Shorts. They’re just awesome. The latest, Jizz In My Pants, follows a long line of hilarious Andy Samberg-penned gems.
Appearances by Jamie Lynn Sigler (as the cashier), Molly Sims (the model), Justin Timberlake (the janitor), and Jorma Taccone from The Lonely Island.
Tags: andy samberg, cashier, dance, digital short, european, jamie lynn sigler, janitor, jizz in my pants, jorma taccone, justin timberlake, model, molly sims, premature, snl, the lonely island
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Justin Timberlake performs an entire SNL during Weekend Update
I didn’t get to watch Saturday Night Live until last night because we had DVR’ed it, and I was most impressed by Justin Timberlake’s performance on Weekend Update. Lamenting the fact that he had to cancel his hosting duties for the Thanksgiving episode of SNL, he decided to perform the whole episode in just a few minutes.
Highlights include him “bringin’ turkey back”, Turkeyville, the Barry Gibb talk show, and his Michael McDonald impression.
If only every episode of Saturday Night Live could be as amusing as JT’s consolidated performance…
Tags: 00s tv, barry gibb, justin timberlake, michael mcdonald, saturday night live, sexy back, snl, thanksgiving, the barry gibb talk show, turkeyville, weekend update
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Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Since I posted about Lazy Sunday, there’s been some debate between Jamie and I about whether or not Saturday Night Live has had an SNL Digital Short better than Lazy Sunday. I have to say, I think that Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg’s Dick In A Box might actually trump Lazy Sunday as the funniest SNL Digital Short ever.
One: Cut a whole in a box
Two: Put your junk in that box
Three: Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it.
Tags: 00s tv, andy samberg, dick in a box, justin timberlake, saturday night live, snl
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