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    Jerk Store woulda smoked that guy!

    posted by jamie | 08.11.08 | permalink | 1 comment

    It’s because of exchanges like this:

    matt: you may have noticed that now you can reply and/or quote on comments
    jamie: you may have noticed that you can suck right on it
    matt: you may have noticed that you can stick it in your yeah
    jamie: you may have noticed that you can stick your sorries in a sack
    matt: the jerk store called, they’re running outta you!
    jamie: jerk store woulda smoked that guy

    that the soundclip of George Costanza shouting, “Jerk Store woulda smoked that guy” appeared on volume 8 of The Original 13 songspeak mix tapes. (Honorable mention goes to Nookie by Limp Bizkit in the above conversation).

    Even though it’s been over 10 years, we still pull out the Jerk Store comeback way more often than we should.

    Tags: 00s music, 90s tv, george costanza, jerk store, limp bizkit, nookie, seinfeld, stick your sorries in a sack, stuff your sorries in a sack, the jerk store called


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