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  Too many dicks on the dance floor!

  posted by matt | 11.05.09 | permalink | comment?

  

  There are so many great Flight Of The Conchords moments. Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor is not only one of their greatest moments, it’s probably one of the greatest songs ever written.

  The song and video are from an episode called Unnatural Love that Michel Gondry directed. Featuring the usual hilarious hijinx by Jemaine Celment and Bret McKenzie, this also features a rap by Arj Barker, who plays Dave on the show. Also features a cameo by the Cowboy from The Village People.

  On a side note, Jamie and I saw Arj Barker at a NACA Showcase performance in Pennsylvania in 2000. He actually completely bombed with the crowd if I remember correctly.

  Here are the lyrics:

  Too many dicks on the dance floor
  Too many dicks on the dance floor
  Too many dicks
  Too many dicks on the dance floor
  Too many dicks
  Too many dicks on the dance floor
  Too many dicks

  [Jemaine]
  Going to the party
  Sippin’ on Bacardi
  Wanna meet a hottie
  But there’s Adam, Steve and Marty
  There’s Billy, Todd and Tommy
  They’re on leave from the army
  The only boobs I’ll see tonight will be made of origami

  [Bret]
  Tell the players, make it understood
  It ain’t no good if there’s too much wood
  Make sure you know before you go
  The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
  Five to one is a brodeo
  Tell Steve and Mike it’s time to go
  Wait outside all night to find
  Twenty dudes in a conga line

  Too many dicks on the dance floor
  Easy to fix
  Too many dicks on the dance floor
  Spread out the dicks

  [Dave]
  Too many dudes
  With too many dicks
  Too close to my shit
  Too hard to meet chicks
  I need better odds
  More broads, less rods
  I came to do battle
  Scadaddle with the cattle prods

  [Jemaine]
  Too many men
  Too many boys
  Too many misters
  Not enough sisters
  Too much time on, too many hands
  Not enough ladies, too many mans

  [Jemaine]
  Too many dicks
  Too many dongs
  Too many schlongs
  Now sing this song

  

  Tags: arj barker, bret mckenzie, easy to fix, flight of the conchords, jemaine clement, michel gondry, season 2, spread out the dicks, too many dicks on the dance floor, unnatural love, village people

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