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He’s got the Jack
This songspeak took place a couple weeks ago on one of my poker nights. I’m not going to explain the game of no limit texas hold ‘em here, but for those familiar with the game, the story will make sense.I wasn’t playing this hand, but was just observing along with everyone else at the table. It was a guy and girl in in the pot together (I’ll withhold the names to protect the innocent), and the flop was J 8 8, I believe. They both checked. The turn was an A, the girl made a substantial bet, and the guy called. The river was another J, the guy bet big, and after thinking for a minute, she finally felt like she had to call. After she called, but before they showed their cards, I was singing The Jack by AC/DC at the end of the table, “He’s got the jack…he’s got the jack”. The woman sitting next to me commented that she loves that song. The guy indeed showed a jack for a full house, beating the girl’s 2 pair, aces over 8’s (this isn’t the blog or place to analyze how horrible his move of calling her turn bet was when it was obvious she had an ace or 8 and he was only drawing to 2 outs, but I digress…)
The Jack is one of my favorite Bon Scott-era AC/DC songs. It’s basically a song about an STD, but uses playing cards and poker as a clever metaphor. Lyrically, one of AC/DC’s better efforts. At least, the studio version. The live version now performed by Brian Johnson has alternate lyrics and is more of a straightforward to-the-point description of said disease.
*Disclaimer - The point of this story is that guy had a jack playing card in his hand. I have no idea if he has the disease “the jack” or not.
Tags: 70s music, ac/dc, bon scott, brian johnson, full house, he's got the jack, no limit texas hold 'em, playing cards, poker, poker night, sexually transmitted disease, STD, the clap, the jack, two pair
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There’s a green one, under there
"I'm all in"
Last night I was playing in my local poker game, and there were two brothers at my table. One of them lost a lot of chips early, and then proceeded to win a couple of decent pots, but still didn’t have a lot of chips. Their friend commented, “Hey, look at all your chips now!”, and I joked that they were all blue (worth only $1000), and he said, “There’s a green one under there!” because the green chips are worth $5000. His brother then sang, “There’s a green one, under there” to the tune of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
That’s pretty much it.
Tags: 60s christmas specials, 60s tv, how the grinch stole christmas, poker, poker chips, poker night, the grinch, there's a green one under there, you're a mean one mr. grinch
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