Toasty Torpedo Sex Sandwich

toastytorpedoOh, it’s on mother-flippers. The sub sandwich wars are happening, in case you didn’t know. The prices are going down, and the steaks are getting high. Quizno’s new $4 sandwich offering, the Tasty Torpedo, turns up the heat on Subway’s Five Dollar Footlong campaign. With a talking, Kitt-inspired, oven that requests, “put it in me”, it’s not exactly subtle.

But damn, those sammies look pretty good.

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