You’re a rock star, everybody wants you

rockstarRipe with celeb references and some hot lampooning wordplay action, Eminem‘s new video for We Made You (Rock Star) is quite a hoot. Directed by Joseph Kahn, he takes aim at (among others) Bret Michaels, Amy Winehouse, Sarah Palin, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Transformers, Star Trek, and even ALF.

Slim Shady plans to release his new album, Relapse, on May 19th.

Here are the lyrics:

Guess Who… You Miss me?… Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who (chicka) made you (cough, cough)

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack for antacid if you can
Your ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How’s it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man…noo don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Then it came back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsey please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see a grin
(now come in girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia but what’s Ellen Degeneres
Have that I don’t, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give my ventalin inhaler and 2 xenadrhin
And ill invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, “baby say hello to my little friend”
Brit, ric it, hey lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the riddalin and binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little did I mention, that Jennifer in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear the other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style but in there they flinch

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… MY LOVE
You never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an al falfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my alba
Never has there been so vannesa nalstalga
Man Cas I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast on my mouth but
Wowzas, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us hes back in his pink ALF shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Supermans her to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my amy, im your blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walk through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down get down

Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down down down
Baby, get down get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

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5 comments Add yours
  1. I’m going to go on record as saying that there is nothing about Kim Kardashian that makes me think she’s a man. In fact, I’m planning on voting her into the role of WonderWoman when they finally get around to making that movie.

  2. Just to point out a few of the mistakes: in verse 2, it’s ‘cut OUT the middle man’ ‘be for the riddalin binge’ (no AND) and ‘AND little did I mention.’ In Verse 3 it’s ‘the rest of my ALBUM’ and finaly ‘never has there been SUCH FINESSE AND NOSTALGIA’

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